Being a young man is difficult these days, but most of us try our best. Post college and pre marriage is a weird flux that makes a man seem like is life is in a constant whirlpool. It takes a very flexible piece of clothing to keep up with all of the changes in a man's life during this time. An article of clothing that can be picked up off the floor, sniffed, and worn without another thought.
In that range of males that seem to prefer the modern t-shirt above all other types of clothing, there are several types of tee that fit all types of needs. One of these needs is for a "work shirt". This type of t-shirt is usually quite old and will bear the markings of a tough life. Holes, paint stains, and an accidental bleaching have left some serious battle scars on this old soldier. It will sometimes be seen worn with pajamas on a Saturday while eating cereal.
Another type of t-shirt that can be observed is the "good" t-shirt. This is made example in the statement, "Oh, we're going to the bar? Let me put on my good t-shirt." This is usually the young male's favorite, typically with a fairly humorous pun or image across the chest. Please note that this shirt can (and will) be worn for multiple days if it remains relatively salsa-free and the wearer has a supply of fabric-freshener on hand.
The last example of t-shirt we will examine is a very sad one, but necessary to display the varied uses these t-shirt can have. This last t-shirt is called the "always remember" shirt. Once or twice in the man's past, a woman flitted through and then left again. While she was there, she marked her territory by wearing one of the young man's t-shirts at night or during television time. This shirt will bear her scent, and the man will occasionally pull it out from its special place and weep into it privately. This is most often done after many shots of tequila.
Of course, there are many other types of tees that are seen and worn by the young male of the species. If we were to cover all of them, this article would become more akin to a thesis. Be that as it may, the three types of t-shirt mentioned here are unique and noteworthy in the field of fashion analysis. One day, when the male emerges from his chrysalis made of old, ratty tees and become a full adult, he will shun many of the old t-shirts and wear clothing with collars and buttons. Till that day, the t-shirt will remain king.
In that range of males that seem to prefer the modern t-shirt above all other types of clothing, there are several types of tee that fit all types of needs. One of these needs is for a "work shirt". This type of t-shirt is usually quite old and will bear the markings of a tough life. Holes, paint stains, and an accidental bleaching have left some serious battle scars on this old soldier. It will sometimes be seen worn with pajamas on a Saturday while eating cereal.
Another type of t-shirt that can be observed is the "good" t-shirt. This is made example in the statement, "Oh, we're going to the bar? Let me put on my good t-shirt." This is usually the young male's favorite, typically with a fairly humorous pun or image across the chest. Please note that this shirt can (and will) be worn for multiple days if it remains relatively salsa-free and the wearer has a supply of fabric-freshener on hand.
The last example of t-shirt we will examine is a very sad one, but necessary to display the varied uses these t-shirt can have. This last t-shirt is called the "always remember" shirt. Once or twice in the man's past, a woman flitted through and then left again. While she was there, she marked her territory by wearing one of the young man's t-shirts at night or during television time. This shirt will bear her scent, and the man will occasionally pull it out from its special place and weep into it privately. This is most often done after many shots of tequila.
Of course, there are many other types of tees that are seen and worn by the young male of the species. If we were to cover all of them, this article would become more akin to a thesis. Be that as it may, the three types of t-shirt mentioned here are unique and noteworthy in the field of fashion analysis. One day, when the male emerges from his chrysalis made of old, ratty tees and become a full adult, he will shun many of the old t-shirts and wear clothing with collars and buttons. Till that day, the t-shirt will remain king.
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