Ah, those glorious college years. You remember them vividly and with a hollow place inside your chest that should be filled with thoughts of scantily-clad drunk girls and irresponsible drinking. You have three things to show for your time spent in school: a college education, a beer gut, and a closet full of funny t-shirts. You may want to go out and use some of that college money to get some new, grown-up clothes. You can't keep wearing those funny t-shirts everywhere, my friend. There are, in fact, some places where funny t-shirts are a definite bad idea.
The best place to start your post-grad career moves is to, of course, take advantage of whatever career you learned about during your decade of schooling. You need to find a job that mirrors something close to what you learned about. Since there are no real careers in "underwater basket weaving" or "comic book history", you might want to go into some entry-level position that only requires a college degree. The one thing you cannot do is wear your funny t-shirts to your potential job interviews. Once you reveal your utter lack of responsibility and dedication, you're done for.
You just spent several years in college doing what most college kids do, and that's drinking and general debauchery on a weekly basis. You have a lot of sin to confess to at this point, and God has been waiting patiently for you to be a grown up and to come back to church. The only problem is that God requires that you try to look like a respectable human being when you come to his house, and your old funny t-shirts don't really fit the bill. Plus, church is a great place to meet possible work contacts and even some nice, upstanding young women.
In the world of the post-graduate, it is much more difficult to find a girl to take notice in you. In college, everyone just wanted to have fun. Money was less important to a woman and it was more about looks, personality, intelligence, booze, or just good bedroom skills...if you know what I mean. Now that you're cruising the bars and clubs for suitable mates, your funny t-shirts are just not going to cut it. You need to look like you have some cash in your bank account, even if you don't have a bank account yet. If you don't, then you might as well learn to be asexual and to love your own company.
That's it, friends. I've laid it out pretty well, I think. You can't have a job, religious experiences, or a girlfriend if you don't stop wearing your funny t-shirts everywhere. Jogging pants are also unacceptable. I know that collared shirts and slacks aren't very comfortable, but they do look nice and they rarely have as many soy sauce stains on them. If you want to be treated as a grown-up in the world of post-graduation, then you need to act like it. Save the video games and booze for after 7pm.
The best place to start your post-grad career moves is to, of course, take advantage of whatever career you learned about during your decade of schooling. You need to find a job that mirrors something close to what you learned about. Since there are no real careers in "underwater basket weaving" or "comic book history", you might want to go into some entry-level position that only requires a college degree. The one thing you cannot do is wear your funny t-shirts to your potential job interviews. Once you reveal your utter lack of responsibility and dedication, you're done for.
You just spent several years in college doing what most college kids do, and that's drinking and general debauchery on a weekly basis. You have a lot of sin to confess to at this point, and God has been waiting patiently for you to be a grown up and to come back to church. The only problem is that God requires that you try to look like a respectable human being when you come to his house, and your old funny t-shirts don't really fit the bill. Plus, church is a great place to meet possible work contacts and even some nice, upstanding young women.
In the world of the post-graduate, it is much more difficult to find a girl to take notice in you. In college, everyone just wanted to have fun. Money was less important to a woman and it was more about looks, personality, intelligence, booze, or just good bedroom skills...if you know what I mean. Now that you're cruising the bars and clubs for suitable mates, your funny t-shirts are just not going to cut it. You need to look like you have some cash in your bank account, even if you don't have a bank account yet. If you don't, then you might as well learn to be asexual and to love your own company.
That's it, friends. I've laid it out pretty well, I think. You can't have a job, religious experiences, or a girlfriend if you don't stop wearing your funny t-shirts everywhere. Jogging pants are also unacceptable. I know that collared shirts and slacks aren't very comfortable, but they do look nice and they rarely have as many soy sauce stains on them. If you want to be treated as a grown-up in the world of post-graduation, then you need to act like it. Save the video games and booze for after 7pm.
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